In the future, we will all be vampires.

[alexiscartwheel]

As if the Twilight phenomenon hadn't brought about enough lulz already, there is an amazing article about "real" vampires in today's Washington Post.

VAMPIRES CAN FEED ON YOUR POSITIVE PSYCHIC ENERGY. AT APPLEBEE'S!!

The writer, Monica Hesse, seemed to have a lot of fun writing the story. (Just as I had lots of fun reading it.) Here's her problem with vampires being normal people, just with a strange "energy deficiency":

It's all so borrring, so very borrring. Deep down, deep way down, we don't really want vampires to be just like us, because we are pretty lame.

While we're on the subject of vampires and lameness... I need your opinion, flist. True Blood: lame or not? As cracktastically awesome as Moonlight? Or just sadly lacking in Jason Dohring being hot and Sophia Myles being a BAMF?

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[carrotgirl.livejournal.com]

Oh, PS. Re: the 'real' vampire phenomenon. South Park did an AWESOME job of making fun of this last week.

[alexiscartwheel.livejournal.com]

South Park is all available online, right? I'll have to look for it.