How To Eat Like Michael Phelps

It's easy to do. Just eat everything. Then have some more.

Seriously. 12,000 calories a day. I can't even imagine. Of course, I don't spend my whole day swimming and working out. Michael Phelps is not normal.

"This man is in a very, very different place to the rest of us. He's 6ft 4in and 192lb of pure joy. From a female perspective, obviously. Though I probably shouldn't say that."

LOL :D


ETA: Also, I moved today. It is more stressful with my mother along trying to organize things. But I am here now and am trying to relax.

Bad Library Karma? MEEE?!

*is spammy*

So I got this e-mail from the library this afternoon. My copy of Breaking Dawn came in today, and is now on hold at the library. In Columbus. As of today, I live in Virginia.

*facepalm*

I was hoping it would come in while I was in Columbus, but had pretty much given up. The same thing happened right after I left Kansas: all the books I reserved months before finally came in, all in the same week.

LIBRARIES ARE MY JOB! WHY DO THEY SMITE ME??

Now I will have to put Breaking Dawn on hold again, which means I first must get a new library card (one more for the collection... I think that'll make it six), which requires that I first receive a piece of mail. For once I'll be thankful for my bank statement!